Trophies




Vigilante Cup

To be awarded to the winner of the Championship game, commemorating an unmatched level of football insight, grit, and wisdom. Touche, sir. Your team may now revel in victory. For full list of winners see Hall of Champions.



Marv Levy Cup

To be awarded to the runner-up of the Championship game, commemorating a valiant effort and a quality 2nd place finish. Coach Levy would be proud.

   2014  -  The Sausage Bandits  (Jon Pearson)

   2013  -  The Benperors  (Ben Kozak)

   2012  -  For Whom The Bell Sproles  (Jeff Kegler)

   2011  -  The Turd Fergusons  (Andy Visano)

   2010  -  Thunderpussy  (Kris Mack)

   2009  -  The Ass Pirates  (Jeff Kegler)

   2008  -  Team the Floaters  (Jon Pearson)



President's Trophy

To be awarded annually to the Regular Season champion, by way of best overall record and most total points scored. A nod to our hockey counterparts, the President's Trophy is a great honor, but also comes with the great burden of expectations for the Playoffs.

   2014  -  The Ass Pirates  (Jeff Kegler)  -  11-3, 3045.5 pts

   2013  -  F.C. DITKA  (Nick Visano)  -  11-3, 2846 pts

   2012  -  Team Snickerdoodle  (Tim Ryan)  -  9-5 (T-1st), 2739 pts (2nd)

   2011  -  The Turd Fergusons  (Andy Visano)  -  10-4, 2830 pts  

   2010  -  For Whom The Bell Sproles  (Jeff Kegler)  -  11-3, 2610 pts (2nd)

   2009  -  For Whom The Bell Sproles  (Jeff Kegler)  -  12-2, 2882.5 pts

   2008  -  F.C. DITKA  (Nick Visano)  -  10-4, 2531.5 pts 



Vice President's Trophy

To be awarded annually, if necessary, to the Regular Season leader in total points scored when not also possessing the best overall record.

   2012  -  F.C. DITKA  (Nick Visano)  -  8-6 (T-3rd), 2780 pts 

   2010  -  F.C. DITKA  (Nick Visano)  -  8-6 (2nd), 2739.5 pts 



The Cutler

To be given annually to the last-place finisher in the Regular Season. The Cutler brings much shame and disgrace to whomever may possess it.

   2014  -  Thunderpussy  (Kris Mack)  -  1-13 (8th), 2156 pts (8th)

   2013  -  The Turd Fergusons  (Andy Visano)  -  5-9 (8th), 2643.5 pts (3rd)

   2012  -  The Benperors  (Ben Kozak)  -  4-10 (8th), 2184 pts (8th)

   2011  -  Thunderpussy  (Kris Mack)  -  4-10 (8th), 2232 pts (8th)

   2010  -  Team Snickerdoodle  (Tim Ryan)  -  5-9 (T-7th), 2071 pts (8th)

   2009  -  Vermin Supreme  (Dan Kegler)  -  2-12 (8th), 2180.5 pts (8th)

   2008  -  The Auto-picks (AJ Olivieri)  -  4-10 (8th), 1933.5 pts (8th)




Miscellaneous Trophies:


Don Beebe Medal of Freedom

To be awarded liberally to the team(s) that fully embody all that legendary WR Don Beebe stood for.



Bruce Smith/Rob Ray Enforcer Award

To be awarded liberally to the team(s)/owner(s) that most excel in jeering, brooding, antagonizing, fighting, and otherwise disorderly and entertaining shenanigans. We applaud your efforts.



Romo's Homos

To be awarded liberally to the team/owner that is just out of control. For terrible performances on and off the field, ridiculous trades and other gaffes, and an overall stench of failure. Boo you sir.





Weekly Trophies:


Mike Ditka Trophy

To be awarded weekly to the team that has the greatest performance, by means of total points, victory, and coaching moxy.



Frank Reich Trophy

To be awarded weekly to the team with the greatest clutch, underdog, or come-from-behind effort.



Scott Norwood's Revenge

To be awarded weekly to the team with the worst performance, trade, or otherwise pitiful effort.




All-Time Weekly Trophy Leaders

(Statistics include 2008-2013)

 Defunct teams in ITALICS


DITKA TROPHIES:                 20  The Ass Pirates  (2008-)

                                 17  The Turd Fergusons  (2008-)

                                         16  The Sausage Bandits  (2008-)

                                 13  F.C. DITKA  (2008-)

                                 11  Team Snickerdoodle  (2009-12)

                                  7  Vermin Supreme  (2008-)

                                  4  John Stamos Cuddle Time  (2008, 2015-)

                                  4  The Wiener Barons  (2013-14)

                                  3  The Benperors  (2009-)

                                  2  Thunderpussy  (2010-)

                                  2  The Porch Monkeys  (2008-09)

                                  0  The Auto-picks  (2008)


REICH TROPHIES:              17  The Turd Fergusons  (2008-)

                                 15  F.C. DITKA  (2008-)

                                 13  Vermin Supreme  (2008-)

                                 13  The Ass Pirates  (2008-)

                                 12  The Sausage Bandits  (2008-)

                                 11  The Benperors  (2009-)

                                  9  Thunderpussy  (2010-)

                                  4  Team Snickerdoodle  (2009-12)

                                  3  The Porch Monkeys  (2008-09)

                                  3  The Wiener Barons  (2013-14)

                                  1  The Auto-picks  (2008)

                                  1  John Stamos Cuddle Time  (2008, 2015-)


NORWOOD'S REVENGES:    18  Thunderpussy  (2010-)

                                 18  Vermin Supreme  (2008-)

                                 17  The Benperors  (2009-)

                                 13  The Sausage Bandits (2008-)

                                  8  The Turd Fergusons  (2008-)

                                  8  Team Snickerdoodle  (2009-12)

                                  7  The Ass Pirates  (2008-)

                                                  4  The Auto-picks  (2008)

                                  3  The Wiener Barons  (2013-14)

                                  1  The Porch Monkeys  (2008-09)

                                  1  F.C. DITKA  (2008-)

                                  0  John Stamos Cuddle Time  (2008, 2015-)




 

"Football doesn't build character, it reveals it."

     -Marv Levy


 
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