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Playoff Results


VIGILANTE BOWL II:   6 The Turd Fergusons  [178.5]  @  [125]  1 The Ass Pirates


CONF. FINALS:            5 The Porch Monkeys  [165]  @  [232]  1 The Ass Pirates

                             6 The Turd Fergusons  [175.5]  @  [154]  2 Team Snickerdoodle


SEMI-FINALS:              6 The Turd Fergusons  [247]  @  [189.5]  The Super Fans

                               5 The Porch Monkeys  [188]  @  [175.5]  4 Monarch's Henchmen

                                   *BYE WEEK:  1 The Ass Pirates,  2 Team Snickerdoodle



2009 Regular Season Standings

 

NORTH                                W - L        P.F.          P.A.         HOME     AWAY     DIV.      G.B.       

1 xyz-The Ass Pirates               12 - 2       2882.5       2498.5       5 - 2      7 - 0       6 - 0       --    

3 x-The Super Fans                    9 - 5       2716.5       2454.5       4 - 3       5 - 2       3 - 3       3    

4 x-The Monarch's Henchmen     8 - 6       2659.5       2497          3 - 4       5 - 2       2 - 4       4    

7  Team Tricky Dick                   5 - 9       2331.5       2506.5       2 - 5       3 - 4       1 - 5       7    

SOUTH                                 W - L        P.F.          P.A.        HOME     AWAY     DIV.      G.B.     

2 xy-Team Snickerdoodle          7 - 7        2441.5       2460         3 - 4      4 - 3       4 - 2        --    

5 x-The Porch Monkeys             7 - 7        2416          2319.5      2 - 5      5 - 2       4 - 2        --    

6 x-The Turd Fergusons            6 - 8        2339.5       2584          4 - 3      2 - 5       3 - 3        1    

8  Vermin Supreme                  2 - 12       2180.5       2647.5       1 - 6      1 - 6       1 - 5        5    

   x - clinched Playoff berth     y - clinched Division title     z - clinched President's Trophy    


                                          

2009 Regular Season Results   


WEEK 1:

Ass Pirates D[209.5] @ [198] Super Fans

Tricky Dick [175.5] @ [158.5] Monarch's Henchmen

Snickerdoodle [178] @ [179]R Turd Fergusons

Vermin Supreme N[139] @ [169] Porch Monkeys


WEEK 2:

Super Fans [168] @ [140]N Tricky Dick

Ass Pirates [211] @ [192.5] Monarch's Henchmen

Snickerdoodle D[216.5] @ [179.5] Vermin Supreme

Turd Fergusons R[144] @ [143] Porch Monkeys


WEEK 3:

Monarch's Henchmen D[267.5] @ [192.5] Super Fans

Tricky Dick [150] @ [202.5]R Ass Pirates

Porch Monkeys [197] @ [155] Snickerdoodle

Vermin Supreme N[143] @ [171.5] Turd Fergusons


WEEK 4:

Porch Monkeys [131] @ [191.5]R Super Fans

Snickerdoodle [141.5] @ [221] Ass Pirates

Turd Fergusons [186.5] @ [240.5]D Monarch's Henchmen

Vermin Supreme N[117] @ [157] Tricky Dick


WEEK 5:

Super Fans [178] @ [136.5] Turd Fergusons

Ass Pirates D[230.5] @ [128.5] Vermin Supreme

Monarch's Henchmen [165.5] @ [126]N Snickerdoodle

Tricky Dick R[189] @ [144] Porch Monkeys


WEEK 6:

Vermin Supreme N[129.5] @ [256.5] Super Fans

Turd Fergusons [189.5] @ [277.5]D Ass Pirates

Porch Monkeys [144] @ [155]R Monarch's Henchmen

Snickerdoodle [191] @ [244] Tricky Dick


WEEK 7:

Super Fans [177] @ [149]N Snickerdoodle

Ass Pirates D[227.5] @ [224.5] Porch Monkeys

Tricky Dick [187.5] @ [192]R Turd Fergusons

Monarch's Henchmen [210.5] @ [157] Vermin Supreme


    


Regular Season MVP

Saints QB Drew Brees beat last year's record with

564.5 points for Team Snickerdoodle in the Regular

Season, paving the way towards the division title


 

Regular Season Highlight

Chargers RB Darren Sproles had a breakout year in

2009, capped off by a 29.5-point Opening Week, 

leading the Ass Pirates to a best-ever 12-2 record



   

 

WEEK 8:

Super Fans [175] @ [186]R Ass Pirates

Monarch's Henchmen D[223.5] @ [168] Tricky Dick

Turd Fergusons N[153.5] @ [178.5] Snickerdoodle

Porch Monkeys [215.5] @ [160] Vermin Supreme


WEEK 9:

Tricky Dick [208] @ [234]D Super Fans

Monarch's Henchmen [155.5] @ [170.5] Ass Pirates

Vermin Supreme N[134.5] @ [174.5] Snickerdoodle

Porch Monkeys R[199] @ [176] Turd Fergusons


WEEK 10:

Super Fans D[218] @ [198.5] Monarch's Henchmen

Ass Pirates R[191] @ [181] Tricky Dick

Snickerdoodle R[157] @ [151] Porch Monkeys

Turd Fergusons N[128] @ [153.5]R Vermin Supreme


WEEK 11:

Super Fans [180] @ [186.5] Porch Monkeys

Ass Pirates D[212] @ [181.5] Snickerdoodle

Monarch's Henchmen [185.5] @ [209]R Turd Fergusons

Tricky Dick [190] @ [154.5]N Vermin Supreme


WEEK 12:

Turd Fergusons [126] @ [159.5] Super Fans

Vermin Supreme D[237] @ [154] Ass Pirates

Snickerdoodle R[217.5] @ [172.5] Monarch's Henchmen

Porch Monkeys [179.5] @ [119]N Tricky Dick


WEEK 13:

Super Fans [198] @ [175.5] Vermin Supreme

Ass Pirates D[221] @ [161.5] Turd Fergusons

Monarch's Henchmen R[158] @ [149.5] Porch Monkeys

Tricky Dick N[83] @ [164.5] Snickerdoodle


WEEK 14:

Snickerdoodle D[218] @ [197.5] Super Fans

Porch Monkeys [189.5] @ [175.5] Ass Pirates

Turd Fergusons R[193.5] @ [146.5]N Tricky Dick

Vermin Supreme [179] @ [183] Monarch's Henchmen


  


Playoff MVP

Chiefs RB Jamaal Charles gained 48 fantasy

points for the Turd Fergusons in the 2009 title

game, helping to pull off a tremendous upset


  

Regular Season Highlight

Colts QB Peyton Manning put up 540 points for

the Porch Monkeys, a close 2nd to Drew Brees,

the same result as the upcoming Super Bowl



 

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